You wore my favorite of all your shirts today.. The army green one that brings out your eyes and goes so perfectly with your skin tone and hair.. Yeah, it sucked to see you in that. And even worse, I knew you were probably wearing it because you wanted to look good for some girl. Some girl that wasn’t me…
|Guy 1:||no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.|
I will always reblog this. It’s fascinating and terrifying at the same time.
holy fucking shit
i find this a good enough reason to stay inside for the rest of my life
fun fact: once in biology my teacher told us that “if you’re ever crying wipe the tears all over your face and they’ll help clear up your skin” then he explained that because tears are designed to clear dust and dirt from your eyes and will do the same for your skin and clear up acne and i remember thinking “excellent, fandom will make me beautiful”
this isn’t how i want to be remembered